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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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This is a spoof of the big mac and burger king one, but you wanted game related so here it is.
"Chuck Norris once asked for a SOJ on Guild Wars... and got it." |
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Jul 21, 2007, 03:21 AM // 03:21
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Somewhere between GW and Fchan on the nets
Guild: None
Profession: R/D
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Chuck Norris once fought himself...and won.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, he doesn't get wet - the ocean gets Chucked. Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying BANG. |
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Jul 21, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32
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Crimson King
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Resplendent Makuun
Guild: Song of the Forsaken
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; Chuck Norris pushes the Earth down.
God said, "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said, "Say please." Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos.
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Jul 21, 2007, 09:55 AM // 09:55
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: -... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-
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Chuck Noris does not go hunting, because "hunting" implies a certain percentage of failure to make a kill. Chuck Norris goes killing!
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Jul 22, 2007, 06:57 AM // 06:57
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jul 2005
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"Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries."
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Jul 23, 2007, 05:40 AM // 05:40
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2006
Guild: The Nights Watch [Crow]
Profession: Mo/
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In game? Hmm, a tie.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. |
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Jul 23, 2007, 04:36 PM // 16:36
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: London, England
Profession: Mo/
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There is a rumor that the r15 emote is chuck norris, though it will never be seen because on ranking, chuck norris roundhouse kicks everyone off the server.
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Jul 23, 2007, 05:23 PM // 17:23
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Wales, United Kingdom
Guild: Great Success [GS]
Profession: Mo/
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Chuck Norris used the /jump emote and made the servers lag
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Jul 27, 2007, 07:31 PM // 19:31
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Kokkola, Finland
Profession: Mo/
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Jul 27, 2007, 08:43 PM // 20:43
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: sh*tvill england
Guild: tgc
Profession: Mo/
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Jul 31, 2007, 04:01 PM // 16:01
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Might find me roaming around doing missions in hard mode...or maybe I'm lost in the Underworld...
Guild: [KCOR]
Profession: Mo/
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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have a survivor track, he has a track for the number of survivor tracks he has demolished. Current count: let's just say he only passed it once on his way to counting to infinity twice. |
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Aug 01, 2007, 06:22 AM // 06:22
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Hitmonk Extraordinarre!!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lurking moar on my forums
Guild: Starvin Chillin on Lincoln Drive [MAFB]
Profession: Mo/Me
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The Five Gods didn't banish Abaddon - Chuck Norris hit Abaddon with roundhouse kick and he landed in the Realm of Torment.
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Aug 01, 2007, 06:25 AM // 06:25
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Hitmonk Extraordinarre!!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lurking moar on my forums
Guild: Starvin Chillin on Lincoln Drive [MAFB]
Profession: Mo/Me
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The Five Gods fight in HoH for the favor of Chuck Norris
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Aug 01, 2007, 06:52 AM // 06:52
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jul 2007
Guild: [DoE] Dutchmen Of Emania
Profession: N/Me
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is.
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Aug 03, 2007, 03:04 AM // 03:04
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ascalon
Guild: Chronos Para Mythos (MYTH)
Profession: W/R
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Aug 03, 2007, 02:37 PM // 14:37
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Wow Stole my freetime
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Arkansas
Guild: None
Profession: W/E
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chuck norris can punch you in the soul...
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Aug 05, 2007, 01:15 AM // 01:15
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2006
Profession: E/
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most people say its impossible to kill 2 birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed 4 birds with half a stone.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them till he gets the info he wants. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill some of my favs that haven't alrdy been said |
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Aug 05, 2007, 02:12 AM // 02:12
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Guild: [KSA]
Profession: N/Me
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chuck norris doesnt believe in god, god believes in chuck norris
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Aug 05, 2007, 02:22 AM // 02:22
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: -... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
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Aug 05, 2007, 06:01 AM // 06:01
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Washington State.
Guild: [ToA]
Profession: W/
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Chuck Norris Monks better then you.
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